The Jewish/ Egyptian / Italian son of Mario with his short stature and the aging looks of John McEnroe frequently scurries around clubs on the gold coast wooing girls with his rusty tongue of steeze. I once seen him clear a circle on the dance floor at the local tavern where he continued to dance in a stiff robotic frenzy kidnapping an Asian chick for the sidelines and managed to grab her crotch with one hand and throw the devil horns to the boys with the other!!!
But whether its surfing, painting or writing long winded poems to girls on myspace he’s like Peter Petrelli with the ability to absorb skills and take on what ever role he wants, he’s a talented little fucker that one! Future Dion will be breaking deals with Donald Trump and due to recent hair loss will have the comb over to match!

- Kai Neville – Editor/Filmer, Poor Specimen Productions