People always try and make fun of Garreth for two things that sometimes happen while he's inebriated; peeing the bed and trying to walk home to New Zealand. Not me though, I understand that when you gotta go you gotta go.

A true land pirate, always down for the adventure. Give him 12 hours in any town in the world and Garreth has already made friends with the locals and is ready to move there. Give him 48 hours and he’s ready to leave.

- Joshua Spencer, anon Optics Skate TM